Clean Car Fanatic Prints

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Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Charging Station

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'This baby is great on gas...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Look, Baldo, changing who you are to please someone is a bad idea. If Estella doesn't like cool cars and you do, tell her! She might admire that you stand up for what you believe in."

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.

I'd also like the interior cleaned.

Car Wash.

A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."

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