Clay Sculpting Admirer Pillows

How the Moon was formed.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'It's slobberin' time!'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Alberto Giacometti.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

The drinker.