Clay Sculpting Admirer Pillows

How the Moon was formed.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Football Sculpture.

'Well, it's about time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

About the potter.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The drinker.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Alberto Giacometti.