Clay Pigeon Shooter Prints

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'Pull...'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Pigeon Memos

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Pottery

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

I love Pottery.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Potter

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

How the Moon was formed.

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

'Magic'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

George Bush Statue

"I've done a test Dad: my homing instinct is actually more accurate than my GPS Sat-Nav..."

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

'Passenger pigeon.'