Classroom Trickster Mugs

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"