Classroom Crooner Mugs

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.