Classroom Control Prints

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

The History Teacher

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Education Guidance

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'That's the bell for round two.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

I will not waste chalk kid...

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."