Classroom Chaos Chaser Prints

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'He has a learning disorder.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

We must stand up..against incompetence

'Ok, who threw that?'

"Second grade, second grade, second grade, my teacher wants me to repeat second grade!"

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"This is going to be a fun year."

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"