Classroom Catalyst Mugs

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

I will not waste chalk kid...

Global Education

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'...All profits are local.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Thoughts on Education.

Beginning of the school year

Back to School

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."