Classical Vibes Lover Mugs

Live from Lincoln Center.

Louis Armstrong

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Old Time Television Channel

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Robert Drake

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Social Struggles

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Starfish doing the wave.

Ikea for Hippies

Theatrical Christmas.

Telephone Box

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'These are our golden oldies.'