Classical Philosophy Enthusiast Mugs

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

How world war III started.

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."