Classical Music Groupie Prints

Team Bass

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

My Violinist Valentine

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Nick Cave.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I'm with the band.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

ABBA

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You're dragging the beat."

Athena

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

Victoria Beckham

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Bull markets don't go up forever.

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."