Classical Liberal Mugs

John Stuart Mill

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Playdough's The Republic

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Souvenirs.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Romans.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Vesta

'Honey, I'm Rome!'