Classical Instruments Mugs

Vampire with a violin

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Elgar!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I love my Timpani

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Mozart on a computer,

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Baby Mozart.

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Falstaff

Allegro con molto espresso

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cycling with a harp case

Scarpia from Tosca

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player