
'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'
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'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'
Doctor examining Easter Island statue.
The DaVinci Code
Servicemen.
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Knight Golfing
"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."
Moses' Tablet
'Where was the TSA?'
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
Baroque Peacock
Modern Major General
Iliadette.
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
"It is we."
Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"No flight of the Bumblebee"
Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.
'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
New Resident of Downing Street
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
Frederic Chopin
Johannes Sebastian Bach
'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'
"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."
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