Classical Art Fans Prints

David Cameron and the Tax Cuts.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"Today's youngsters always think with a future-oriented mindset."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Orchestra conductor

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Alberich steals the gold

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Robert Schumann

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Football Sculpture.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Habanero ..."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"