Classic Voicemails Prints

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

'Click! I'm out right now.'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Endangered Species

I don't believe this...I just fell in love with a recording!

'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

"This is the voicemail of Michel Barnier.For angry drunk ranting, press 1. For separate, weepy pleading, press 2. To just sorta breathe heavily into the phone for an extended period, press 3."

"Thank you for calling your father. If this is an emergency, press 1. If you need money, press 2. To speak about your general life updates, please stay on the line: your mother will be with you shortly."

"Hello, this is a recording ... That is, it isn't a recording while I'm making it, of course, but it will be, or rather is, a recording when you hear it ... or, in other words ..."

"...You caught me at a bad time. I accidentally picked up the phone instead of letting voicemail answer it."

You've reached the voice mail of an attractive, single woman. For training purposes, this call may be recorded by Jerkbusters International, a nonprofit organization.

'Please leave a message after the beep and this short advertisement...'

The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.

"And to admit defeat, press nine."