Classic Tunes Aficionado Pillows

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

No Elgar!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Bryan Ferry

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Antonio Vivaldi

Large print rock'n'roll section

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Ringo Starr

Cello Concert

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Doggy conductor

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

I will be Bach.

"Play on."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

My Violinist Valentine

Tristan and Isolde

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Giuseppe Verdi

Louise Farrenc

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

No Bruch!

Lute

Maurice Ravel.