Classic Theater Buff Pillows

Engagement

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Steve McQueen

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"How was prom?"

David Niven caricature

Cinemuck

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

Actor practising his indian war crys

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.