Classic Revamper Prints

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Literature Classics: Updated for A Modern Audience

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

This man is an island.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

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"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"I wonder what this was for."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

"She's family."

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

1986 is my year

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

The King's New Robes.

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

The Secret Service gets a new look.

Alice in Badassland

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"Very bold, but I'm not sure it makes you a risk-taker."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited, but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"Frankly, Mr. Sims, it's your resume. It's all 'me, me, me,' isn't it?"

I love Baroque Music