Classic Revamper Prints

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Literature Classics: Updated for A Modern Audience

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

This man is an island.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

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"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"I wonder what this was for."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

1986 is my year

"She's family."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

Russell Rebrand

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

The King's New Robes.

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

The Secret Service gets a new look.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

Alice in Badassland

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited, but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"Very bold, but I'm not sure it makes you a risk-taker."

"Frankly, Mr. Sims, it's your resume. It's all 'me, me, me,' isn't it?"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

I love Baroque Music