Classic Movie Fans Mugs

"Oh nothing much, a couple of bills and a final demand from the mafia."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

I think I just spotted a Dalmatian! Cut it out, Ernie!

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

'You're taking the baby to daycare? Great! I'm way late for work!'

Cher & Tarzan apply for marriage license: 'Last name?'

"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

Leslie Caron.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

All-Verbal Westerns

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.