Classic Movie Fans Mugs

"Oh nothing much, a couple of bills and a final demand from the mafia."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I'm the bad guy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

All-Verbal Westerns

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Homes on Holmes"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."