Classic Literature Enthusiasts Prints

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

The New Normal Literature.

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'The first act of air rage'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Miss Flite Introduces The Wards in Chancery to Mr. Krook

Uncle Tom's Cabin - Topsy Taking Liberties with Miss Ophelia's Wardrobe

An arrival

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'

Gulliver's Credit Card

Jorge Luis Borges

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Little House on the Prairie Dog.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Honoré de Balzac

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell