Classic Joke Appreciator Prints

Where's the fire, you ask? In your eyes, officer! I haven't heard a joke that old and that lame since I stopped reading "The Fusco Brothers."

'No, I didn't know chickens can't resist a conga line, but now we have the answer to that old question...'

WHERE the chicken crossed the road

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Support group for sheep.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.