Classic Humor Fans Prints

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Moon Line UP

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.