Classic Humor Fans Prints

Why one chicken in particular crossed the road.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Moon Line UP

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'