Classic Hollywood Aficionado Gifts

Clark Gable

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Homes on Holmes"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

Cary Grant

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Christopher Nolan caricature

Rita Hayworth caricature

King Kong

Movies through the decades.

Ellen Page

Sofia Vergara

Janet Leigh

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Whoopie Goldberg

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Scrip Doctor

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Gene Tierney caricature

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'Here's looking at you, kid...'