Classic Games Fanatic Mugs

Slap jack

Evolution.

'New Game'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

Children of the Cornhole

'How about a game of cards?'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Priorities.

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Desert Island Game

Children's games and technology

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

PacMan brain

'Where did we put away childish things?'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

'Gonorrhea,syphillis,chlamydia,herpes,HIV positive,genital warts...'

Battledore and shuttlecock.

'Will you please stop playing with it!'

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

'Another tie! Me be glad when they invent paper and scissors so we don't have to play rock-rock-rock.'