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'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

"Out damn Spot

'Yes, all at once!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Swells - Men's Fashion

Blue Dress

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Mom dwarves.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Lovers in period dresses

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Lady Jane Grey

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Ben Jonson.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Miss Jellyby

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Maid

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Duchess

"You rang, m'lord?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'