Classic Children's Book Fan Prints

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Gulliver's other travels.

The unforgiving tree

"Call me Ishmael."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Moby Dick.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."