Classic Children's Book Fan Prints

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Gulliver's other travels.

The unforgiving tree

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"Call me Ishmael."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Moby Dick.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'