Classic Book Buff Prints

"I feel like I have a book in me."

Gulliver.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Honoré de Balzac

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Audio Books

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Robocop and Juliet.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

'E-books?'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Romeo and Julietta'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A.M Gorky

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "