Class Size Reduction Advocate Prints

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Every class has one. . .

Welcome to your new English Class.

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

"No, you cannot impeach your teacher!"

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Civilian Oversight

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'