Class Distinction Critics Prints

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Disparate housewives.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Home for the Holidays

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Gee, thanks pal."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

The Old Order Changeth.

'On The Face Of It.'

Rich and poor

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Vending machine selling 'a touch of class' for 50c.

Costermonger addresses gentleman

"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."

Snobbish gentlemen

Rich Like You

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"

'Bank'

Pier Pressure

"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"

"Since hiking the student fees we have noticed we're getting a slightly less varied intake!"

Oil barrels: Crude, Refined, Downright Snobbish

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

In Stock: I can't believe it's a butler.