Clairvoyant Seeker Pillows

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

MME. Jamilah can read your thoughts! 20 Min = 15, - Euro.

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Zenemies.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Tiny Visions

My God, I need to fart.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Asking out a palm reader.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.