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'It's like going on a diet. You don't get fat overnight, so you can't expect to lose it all overnight.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

Knight

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'