Civil War Pillows

Capture of the Heights of Fredericksburg

'Remember, me, anything short of victory, and civil war buffs will be replaying your defeat in battlefield re-enactment for generations to come.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Abraham Lincoln

'I've decided to free the slaves.' 'Honestly?'

'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'

Robert E Lee

Abraham Lincoln

The War on the Mississippi - Secesh Ladies Seeking Supplies at US Commissary

Rebels Reconnoitering with Lanterns, Near Yorktown

Union Army Entering Richmond, April 3rd, 1865

Bounty-Jumpers Parade, at Indianapolis, Indiana- Superintended by Colonel Warner

Battle of Cedar Creek- Sheridan's Ride

Grant's Overland Campaign: Army of the Potomac- General Warren Rallying the Marylanders

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Draft Riots- Scenes from NY Streets

Battle of Chancellsorville

Fruitless Attempt of the Army of the Potomac to Move Towards the Rappahanock

Army of the Potomac Stuck in the Mud, Winter 186162

1868 Presidential Election: Grant and Seymour's records Compared

Harsh Critique on the Chicago Platform

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."