Civil War Fan Mugs

All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don't know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a Confederate general. They didn't let women fight in the Civil War. Of course not. But as luck would have it, Great Grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Convalescent Soldiers Passing Through Washington to Join Their Regiments

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The unknown war poet.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Obama ready for another war

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Maypole

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Attila the Nun.

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

You'll Miss Us

Abraham Lincoln

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Did we get the line item veto?"