Productivity and Agriculture.
Civil Studies Pillows
Find cozy, playful pillows for civil studies lovers—great for adding personality and a smile to their living space, all with a fun, engineering-inspired twist.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"What was I thinking?!"
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Turkish Democracy
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
Why Cows Leave Home
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.
'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'
"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."
"From this you make a living?"
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"
"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
Tied up in red tape.
'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'
'I hope you have planning permission for that?'
"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."
A divided world.
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."
Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice
'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'
"You call yourselves a demographic?"
'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'
"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."
'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'
'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'
'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'
'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'
"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"
Civil Studies Pillows Collection
Civil Studies Mugs
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Civil Studies Prints
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Civil Studies T-Shirts
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