Civil Libertarian Pillows

"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"What was I thinking?!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Why Cows Leave Home

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"From this you make a living?"

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Federica Mogherini

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

Our Rights

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"