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The Oval Office's restroom uses the U.S. Constitution for toilet paper.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Turkish Democracy

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

Democracy In Action

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

The Shattered Shards of Democracy.

State of the Union...

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

The United States of America as a house divided.

Immigration Reform

Joe Biden

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

The Three Branches of Government

CIVICS 101

'Look kids. This was once the center of Canadian democracy.'