Civic Thinkers Gifts

"The Zoomers and Boomers are out of our reach, so we'll have to count on the Doomers and Gloomers."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Censorship is killing free society.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

Social Welfare next!

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Vote for Brown

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'Gimme all your democracy!'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Caution: Institutional Guardrails Not Nearly as Strong as We All Thought...

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Too Stupid Not to Fail

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

People want as much government as they deserve.

Erasmus

Leaving High-Crime Area...Entering Police Brutality Area