Civic Thinker Pillows

Don't blame me they got in - I didn't vote!

People want as much government as they deserve.

Electoral College

Florida Elections

'Its a shame that the taxpayers and voters are the same person.'

Vote Selfishly

"In conclusion...I recall the words of Thomas Jefferson...'A government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take it all away!" "What the heck is WRONG with kids today?!"

Lame duck session of congress convenes...

Caution: Institutional Guardrails Not Nearly as Strong as We All Thought...

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Unanimous voting.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Six Thinking Hats

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."