Civic Savvy Pillows

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Hang in There Democracy!

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

House vs. Senate

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Voter impatience.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Corrupt politicians,

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Karine Jean-Pierre

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Woke and wonderful

Election Meddling

"Republican striptease"

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

Throwing out baby with the bath water.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Sick America