Civic-minded Friend Gifts

With Jury Duty for All

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

King Trump

Hang in There Democracy!

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Count on the People

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

Donald Trump

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

"Republican striptease"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

The polling station

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Why we need a legislature .

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

Campaign 2010.

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

Talking without Preconditions

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

'I can't believe it!...How many times do you have to be told....Tax cuts are not for the middle class!...'