Civic Golfers Mugs

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Zeus's Caddy