Civic Engagement Booster Pillows

'If the election were held today, which of the following excuses would you give for not voting?'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Unanimous voting.

Arizona In Black

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

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'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Honest Voting Stickers

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

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"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Voter impatience.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

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"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

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