"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"
Civic Employee Mugs
Start their day with a cup of appreciation! Our civic employee-themed mugs feature humorous and heartfelt designs perfect for brightening their mornings at the office or home.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
"What was I thinking?!"
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
An informed voter is a good voter
Why Cows Leave Home
Unanimous voting.
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
Vote: Have your photo ID ready!
"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."
"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"
"From this you make a living?"
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
Tied up in red tape.
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
'I hope you have planning permission for that?'
Impotent Democracy
"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."
"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."
Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice
'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'
"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."
'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'
'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'
'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'
"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."
'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'
Civic Employee Mugs Collection
Civic Employee Pillows
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Civic Employee Prints
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Civic Employee T-Shirts
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