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'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Hang in There Democracy!

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Obama Yes We Can.

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Our Rights

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

Karine Jean-Pierre

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

The polling station

"Republican striptease"

Why we need a legislature .

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

"Mitchell will now review the quarterly earnings. Please fasten seat belts and place chairs in upright position."

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

Charities Fueling Cities

'I can't believe it!...How many times do you have to be told....Tax cuts are not for the middle class!...'

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

Obliviotocracy

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