City Warrior Prints

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Small man about to be pounced on by 'Retail' and 'Delevolpers'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Pigeon Little

Touring Cyclist

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

The Milky Way (Detail)

Bankside

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"I know. I miss him, too."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Doubledecker bus stop

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

House vs. Senate

Hot Rinzelophtats

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Pasadena Playhouse War

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Nun confronts mugger.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban Expansion

Urban lunch

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!