City Warrior Prints

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Small man about to be pounced on by 'Retail' and 'Delevolpers'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Pigeon Little

Touring Cyclist

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

The Milky Way (Detail)

See you at Charing Cross!

"I know. I miss him, too."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Bankside

Doubledecker bus stop

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

House vs. Senate

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Nun confronts mugger.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Hot Rinzelophtats

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban Expansion

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Urban lunch

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

Leaving New York

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"