City Wanderer Gifts

Location sign: You are Here. You thought you were here. You should be here.

Pigeon Little

Poor Elwood wasn't sure if he was coming or going.

Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.

Taxi - I love going home

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

"The foxes in this area seem to have adapted well to urban life."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

"Have they no shame?"

Urban ecology.

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Born to be wildly successful.

I have seen the future...

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

Shoe Shine.

"We pigeons are proof in you can make it in NYC, you can make it anywhere."

Street sign - 'Have a nice day! void where prohibited'.

Hot Rinzelophtats

Emerging from darkness to light

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Real Tree Cut Down in Concrete Jungle

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"It's so crazy out there, I just stopped in to get my bearings."

See you at Charing Cross!

"From here you can see 27 Turkish barbers."

Walk, Whatever, Don't Walk Sign

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Our next 20 minute stop is historic Greenwich village. For some of the best dumpsters to rummage through, please follow me."

Man and Sex Worker Both Wear T Shirts Saying They Love New York