City Tours Mugs

Welcome to New York (Closed 12 noon - 2 P.M. Owing To Budget Cuts)

Suburban Sightseers

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

Welcome to our city - a great place to live, work and be outplaced.

Out-of-Towner

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

NYC Walking Tour

'Next stop folks,the heart of the city!'

An Ark sits on top of a building in the middle of a city.

See you at Charing Cross!

Streetcar in New Orleans

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'