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Street Football

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Golfing Boss

Church for sports worshipers.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"