City Sound Enjoyer Pillows

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

King Kongs first christmas

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Netsukes of New York.

Musical Accidents

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Sidewalk the game

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

For All The Detroit Haters.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"That's the back door."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

It occurs to Byron that Toronto's Ranking as the third most polite city was very well deserved.